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[Simosito]

I just posted a little tale...
https://www.usingenglish.com/forum/poetry-prose-songs/76915-de-oratore.html

 

[SUDHKAMP]

Quite A Confidence!

 

[Simosito]

Quite A Confidence!

:?:

 

[Simosito]

An incredible thing happened yesterday on the plane...

my dad: "hostess, may I have a pineapple juice?"
hostess: "of course, here you are."
guy: "May I have a Coke juice?" (was he kidding?)
hostess: "I'm sorry, we have only pineapple or orange juice..."

 

[SUDHKAMP]

An incredible thing happened yesterday on the plane...

my dad: "hostess, may I have a pineapple juice?"
hostess: "of course, here you are."
guy: "May I have a Coke juice?" (was he kidding?)
hostess: "I'm sorry, we have only pineapple or orange juice..."

Really incredible........... these Airlines offer very limited choice to their passengers and are charging heftily! That damned Airlines should have kept what the passenger was asking!:roll:;-)

 

[Simosito]

SUDH, when you said "Quite A Confidence!" what did that mean?

 

[AZAMI ASLI]

I'm back.

Hi , Simosito :-D .I came there after your departure so you don`t know me .
Anyway , WELCOME ! I read your tale , too - Why this wasn`t chosen - as he was as good this girl and wanting this so much ???
And your avatar is really fearful ;-) even if I like horror ...

 

[Simosito]

Thanks Azami Asli!

In my tale the male did not win because he is arrogant.
(that's what all the guys who have read it say)

And I really wanted to write a tale where something was thrown... :lol:

The avatar is inspired by E. Munch's Scream, the symbol of the shock of the human anxiety. It has to be scaring.:-D

bye,
S

 

[SUDHKAMP]

Quite A Confidence!

SUDH, when you said "Quite A Confidence!" what did that mean?

Have you read the previous page?;-)

 

[Simosito]

Yes but I still don't understand the whole thing :roll:

 

[SUDHKAMP]

Yes but I still don't understand the whole thing

Then better forget everything!:roll:;-)

 

[Simosito]

It's the jat lag...

 

[Amigos4]

It's the jat lag...

No! It's the 'SUDH lag'! :lol::lol:;-)

 

[SUDHKAMP]

It's the jat lag..

It's the jet lag..​

​

What do they call it when you travel by a Helicopter? Heli lag or chopper lag?

 

[Simosito]

:roll:

funny.

When I was in London, UK I was eating in that restaurant near Picadilly Circus. We told the waiter "We're going to see Chigago at the theatre" he replied: "Tuppy tuppy evening!". That's what we've heard. Methinks he said: "Have an happy evening"...
Even my own granny, whose English skills are 100 times better than mine, did not understand the waiter...
Strange Brits...

 

[Simosito]

It's the jat lag..

It's the jet lag..​

Jat lag may be related to Jat people (जाट)...

What do they call it when you travel by a Helicopter? Heli lag or chopper lag?

I don't think an helicopter would be able to fly for a long long journey...

 

[SUDHKAMP]

Jat lag may be related to Jat people (जाट)...

If you really know the brave Jats, then it would be Jat leg for you Sim, end of the day!

I don't think an helicopter would be able to fly for a long long journey...

Have you seen the latest Jane's defence weekly?

 

[Simosito]

Have you seen the latest Jane's defence weekly?

:?:

 

[Amigos4]

Have you seen the latest Jane's defence weekly?

:?:

Sim, SUDH is messing with your mind, again!!!! :roll::roll::roll:;-)

From Wikipedia:

Jane's Defence Weekly (abbreviated as JDW) is a weekly magazine reporting on military and corporate affairs, edited by Peter Felstead. It is one of a number of military-related publications named after John F.T. Jane, an Englishman who first published Jane's All the World's Fighting Ships in 1898. It is a unit of Jane's Information Group, which is now owned by IHS.

Cheers,
Amigo

 

[Amigos4]

Jat lag may be related to Jat people (जाट)...



I don't think an helicopter would be able to fly for a long long journey...

If you were affected by a long helicopter journey you would be 'Whirly Dazed'! :up: