A pretty girl

[chunchuntthn]

A pretty girl

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At the mid night, there was a pretty girl with a long black hair on a lonely road. She was waiting for a taxi while she was naked. After she was in a taxi and the taxi went for a long time. She was very angry because the taxi driver frequently looked at her without looking the road. She talked to the taxi driver angrily “Does he never see a woman with nakedness?” The taxi driver embarrassedly replied “I saw a lot of naked girls, but I wonder that where does she put money in to pay?”

Please give some advices for my mistakes.

 

[Raymott]

Is there any chance you could give us a link to the source of the jokes? Just once.
(I think I've mentioned this before).

 

[emsr2d2]

Unfortunately there are so many mistakes that it's impossible to correct them within the post as I would normally do. The best I can do for you is to rewrite the entire joke.

One night, at midnight, a naked girl was waiting for a taxi on a lonely road. Eventually a taxi picked her up. After driving a long way, she realised the driver had been staring at her instead of the road and it made her angry. "Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?", she asked. The taxi driver, embarrassed, said "I've seen a lot of naked girls but this time I'm wondering where you keep your money!"

I have a few observations:
1) It's not very funny.
2) It's a bit ridiculous. Naked women don't hang around on the street, whether they're waiting for a taxi or not.
3) The fact that she has long black hair is totally irrelevant and I have no idea why it's in the original joke.

 

[chunchuntthn]

Is there any chance you could give us a link to the source of the jokes? Just once.
(I think I've mentioned this before).

This is the link (http://vforum.vn/diendan/showthread.php?37469-Nhung-truyen-cuoi-ngan-hai-huoc-cuc-vui)

 

[emsr2d2]

I don't know what happens to anyone else, but when I click on that link it takes me to the homepage of a domestic internet provider.

 

[Raymott]

It takes me to the joke page too. That's all I wanted to see.

 

[chunchuntthn]

I was taken to what appears to be a thread entitled (if Google translate is to be believed) 'Funny short jokes' in a Vietnamese forum. I imagine that chunchunthn is translating them.

I translated them into English. I used my vocabularies and ideas to rewrite them.